She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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