So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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