Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
it was like eating out sand paper
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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