She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me