we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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