sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?