remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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