Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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