So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
