Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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