brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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