um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Someone came in the potted fern
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I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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