I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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