how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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