He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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