Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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