now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
