Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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