quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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