I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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