Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
May the power of my ass compel you!!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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