i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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