Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Do plants get herpes?
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