Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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