mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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