That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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