I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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