can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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