508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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