I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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