I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I have already put on my inside pants.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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