how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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