Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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