Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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