everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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