can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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