where does the pee come out of this thing
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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