How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
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Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough