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• (443): View more from Maryland

  its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten

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  so glad i banged her when she was skinny

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  you are hot. that is all.

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  who is this?

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  the delivery driver from silvermine.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice

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• (951): View more from California

  DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?

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  stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!

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• (631): View more from New York

  just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.

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