its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.