what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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