What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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