hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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