Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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