Christians are straight up FREAKS
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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