I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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