Your tits are I can't wait for
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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