Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I think your dad took our porno
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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