Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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