O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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