I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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