dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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