Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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