I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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