so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i think my cat just said my name.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS