In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?