Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.