I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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