At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Randomize
