let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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