Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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