It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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