thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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