sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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