I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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